two buddies were out drinking one night when one says to the other "you know, i don't know what to do, well, when I get home turn off the car headlights before i get into the drive, i take off my shoes before i get in, i sneak upstairs and my wife still yells at me for being back so late!"
the other says "Well you must be taking the wrong approach I slam the door and run up the stairs jump into bed and shout how are you and slap her on the bum and she pretends to be sound asleep!"
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