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Why do people who need no introduction always get introduced?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If the cops arrest a mime artist do they still tell him to be silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?
What is a free gift aren't all gifts free?
After eating do amphibians still have to wait an hour to get into the water?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If someone with multiple personality's threatens to kill himself is it still considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike what does it say on their sign's?
How can there be self help groups?
If knees were back wards what would chairs look like?
What happened to 6ups?
If an orange is orange why is a lime green and a lemon yellow?
If olive oil is from olives then where does baby oil come from?
Does it matter what the temprature in the room is isn't it always room temprature?
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