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The Bible Story

The reading today is taken from john chapter 32 and half. And so it came to the king that all the wine was drunk and so was he. But still everyone cried for more wine and Jesus stood up and said “chill out dudes for I know what will do the trick!” he then ordered three servants to get three caskets of water. They came back and the king asked “how will this help us?” Jesus replied “Just watch!” and with this he dipped his cup into one of the caskets and lo and behold the water turned into wine. The king shouted “Bloody hell that was a good one go on do us another!” So Jesus did and it also turned into wine. Everyone rejoiced and they all said “you must be the son of god or something” “no” replied Jesus “for I am the one who comes before him.” “How shall we name you my lord?” asked one. Another shouted out “for Paul is a biblical name and Daniel is a holy name.” “PAUL DANIELS” shouted the king. Jesus said “Yes something like that.”