The local bar was so sure that one of it's bartenders was the strongest they set a �500 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until as much juice as he could get out came out. If
anyone could squeeze out more than he did they would win the money. Many people attempted
this but no one completed the task (some who attempted were weight lifters, truck drivers,
etc etc) One day this dorky little man came to the pub and said in his high pitched voice
"i would like to try the bet please!" Once the laughter had died down the bartender said
still in hysterics ok then. Then squeezed the lemon and gave the wrinkled lemon to the
little man. he squeezed and 6 drops came out everyone cheered the barman paid the �500.
And asked the little man what do you do for a living lumberjack, weight lifter or what?
The man replied "i work for Inland Revenue!"