A little girl of about 7 years of age was in a church with her mother when she started to feel ill.
"Mummy" she said "can we leave now"
"No!" her mother replied
"Well i think i have to throw up!"
"Then slip out the back door and be sick round the back of the church in a bush"
In about 2 minutes the little girl reappeared and returned to her seat.
"Were you sick?" said her mum
"Yes" replied the little girl
"Well how did you get to the back of the church and back so quick"
"i did not have to go to the back of church mummy" said the little girl
"They have a box right next to the door that says for the sick!"